Izzo Helps Lady in Snow Then Defeats Purpose of Self-less Act By Announcing it to News

Michigan State golden coach Tom Izzo has a reputation not only as a great coach, but as a person as well. Recently, he helped some lady get her car out of the snow somewhere in East Lansing. Sensing the fact that the past year hasn't been that great for Izzo (nearly leaving MSU for the Cavs, players getting in trouble, underachieving), he announces to the Detroit news outlets that he helped this unlucky woman...

"I'm Awesome!!"

...Umm, sweet Izzo. That doesn't make me forget the fact that your team has grossly underwhelmed a year after nearly stabbing Michigan in the back. Look people do this type of shit every day. Hold doors for ladies. Help pick up dropped belongings. Offer an umbrella. It's not like you fucking parted the Red Sea for this woman. I mean ever heard of AAA? I bet the lady was warm and cozy in her car ready to call an organization whose job it is to help in this situations when Ole' Izzo pulled up to save the day. Lady probably smacked on a fake smile and was thinking "Oh here comes fucking Izzo getting me away from my hot Dunks coffee and NPR. Oh shit, he wants me to get out of the car?! Dammit Izzo, I fucking called triple A two seconds ago, I dont want to manually push this car out with you!! The Spartans are 15-11 for fucksake go practice!!!". Reminds me of the bad  guy in Barbershop (who also may be Lil John from Requiem for a Dream?) who always shows up at Ice Cube's joint to take photos and shit. Or the kid from Kickass who just walks around hoping to find a crime that he can work with to build his rep.Wouldn't surprise me at all if Izzo had guys stationed throughout Michigan searching for potential PR opportunites. Izzo's guys would  flash a light into the sky alerting Izzo where to go so he could save the day then have the victim say something corny like "thanks coach" to the news outlet. Now if only Izzo spent as much time finding a replacement for Korie Luscious as he does saving the world then maybe MSU can get the fuck off the bubble.