Kansas' Taylor Suspended Indefinitely for God-Knows What

Kansas guard Tyshawn Taylor has been suspended indefinitely by head coach Bill Self which means he must have done something lewd, obscene or downright illegal. It takes a lot for Self to suspend players (see Mario Little-suspended six games for two misdemeanor battery charges in a domestic disturbance) so I am really wondering what exactly Taylor did. He is a talented player no doubt, averaging 8.8 ppg and 4.7 dimes, but this ain't his first run in with trouble.

Last season Taylor managed to be the only Kansas player injured (broken thumb) during a massive brawl between the football and basketball teams. Aside from the obvious comment here which would be to call Taylor a pussy, I am instead going to reveal a few tweets that Taylor blessed our nation with post-battle. Taylors quotes are numbered, my responses follow.

1. "I got a dislocated finger...from throwing a punch, so don't let the newspaper gas ya all up, aite"

AITE, WOOH WOOH. Fuck newspapahs!!

2. "Keep my name out yo mouth for you get smacked in it."

OHHH SHITT [Move fist to mouth and hold back person next to you with a forearm while yelling]

3. "Never get outta character...I'm always a G about it."

NOW EVERYBODY IN THE 313 PUT YO MOTHAFUCKIN HANDS UP AND FOLLOW ME.

There you have it. Robert Frost. Edgar Allan Poe. John Keets. And Tyshawn Taylor.