The Uncle Is Released, Although Tame

Look I can take a loss. As a matter of fact I thought the Wildcats were going to lose to UCLA, but I thought we would pull it out against USC. I was wrong. Kevin O'Neill did indeed back up his ridiculous remarks about Derrick Williams and had a great defensive scheme to stop him. With that being said, O'neill is scummier than the shit lodged between his teeth. How are you gonna call out a national player of the year contender? I mean when was the last time a single individual in college hoops got special treatment? Sure the NBA has its culprits. Kobe gets a call whenever he screams like Bree Olson in a porno. So O'Neill can eat my cinnamon brown butt cheeks cuz the Cats are still poised to make the NCAA while he's sittin on the bubble and probably knowing he'll never be as cool as Lane Kiffin. Also i'm sure he's butt-hurt that three of our studs (Williams, Solomon Hill and MoMo Jones) were committed to USC, but as The Show pointed out, probably smelled the rancid odor of O'Neill and told him to first bathe, then go fuck himself. Wildcats are gonna finish off with two wins against the Oregon's at home, win the PAC-10 and eventually get to the tournament. While O'Neill is probably gonna be asphyxiating himself erotically to Kiffin's wife at home come March. Sorry if that offended anyone, tiger got outta the cage man, alright?

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