Are You Serious, NCAA Selection Committee?

Ahh, the Holy Day has come and gone, and per usual the "snub" debate was the hottest post-selection show topic. Normally what the Gameday crew does is dissect those who were on the bubble and analyze the selection committee's choices. Well my opinion and SportBinge's matters more than those pussies so here's what the Uncle has to say. Are you serious, NCAA Selection Committee?

This is a terrible bracket starting with the snubs that weren't asked to the Big Dance by the high school smokeshow and ended with terrible seedings. First i'll start with the seedings.

I only have one gripe. That is Florida as a 2 seed. Are you fucking serious? This team plays in the 2nd worst of the big conferences and didn't even win their conference tournament. Early in the season they got cooked on their home court by Ohio St and they have lost to Kentucky twice. Other than possibly Kansas State this team doesn't have a great win that should warrant a 2 seed not to mention they have 7 losses. Sorry committee, you fucked that up worse than ESPN's decision to hire Doris Burke.

Now, onto the teams that were snubbed and teams that somehow are in the tournament. Here are my teams that have no business playing in the tournament: Michigan State, Tennessee, Clemson and Michigan. I love MSU, but 14 losses and an ass whooping to PSU is too much for a berth. However, now that they're in I wouldn't be surprised if Izzo pulls something out of his ass like he normally does. Tennessee and Clemson should not be in here because they have had mediocre seasons at best and I felt in order to warrant a place in the field both of them would have had to make the final of their conference tourney, neither did. Now onto the boys that are home fiddling with their dicks on prom night cuz that bitch Suzy Q didn't say yes to the dance.

I have to start with VA Tech. Can Seth Greenberg get a damn break, I mean just one. This team being on the bubble every year is more common than the damn rapper. They beat then 1 Duke and of course lost to BC the next night. However, they went to the semis in the ACC conf. tourney. That coupled with the fact that they have some solid wins definitely should have been enough. If i'm the Hokies I say fuck the NIT and just call it a season... i'd literally have 0 motivation to play after getting my dick tugged all year and not nutting... serious blue balls in Blacksburg.

My next one is Colorado. These motherfuckers squashed resurgent K-State 3 times and beat Texas once. How does hideous UAB get in with their disgusting schedule while these guys pulled off 6 top 50 wins. Ridiculous. Not to mention the Big 12 has at least 2 nat'l title contenders (Kansas Texas) and a number one seed in the tournament.

I'm sure there are more that i'm missing, but those were the flaws that jumped out to me. I just have to revisit VA Tech for a sec though, I mean I hate this team cuz they're so talented and waste it every year and become a bubble team... but this is a year they definitely shoulda been included. Also does anyone remember Dick Vitale telling Seth Greenberg after the Duke upset that he's a guarantee for the tourney... kiss of motherfuckin death. Thanks Dick but keep your opinions and your cherry red face to yourself.

No matter though because my kitty cats are dancing and Tucson is pumped even though we're a 5 seed... most commonly upset seed. All you can do is sit back, study bracketology more than you studied for that impossible anatomy test, fill out your bracket to the best of your ability and let the soothing sounds of Gus Johnson ride you up until April. We got ourselves a tournament ladies and germs.

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