Are You Serious, Uncle Sub?

Last night Sub was baffled as to the importance of Rachel Alexandra being in foal (making a baby) with Curlin. You fucking kidding me kid? This could quite possibly be the most legendary story in horse racing during the past few decades. I don't know if you know this but Rachel Alexandra was the 09 horse of the year and Curlin won that shit twice so if you put these two together then you got one special Super-Horse.

Let's create a hypothetical scenario here where men can create babies with one another so I can illustrate the magnitude of this potential birth. Imagine Kobe and Lebron having a kid (LeBron on the receiving end no doubt). Muahammed Ali and Sugar Ray. Barry Sanders and Jim Thorpe. Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg. This Super-Horse is going to have a unique and unprecedented blend of speed and strength, finesse and physicality. It very well could be the first Triple Crowner since Affirmed.

Does this mean nothing to you Sub? Is horse racing not your bag of chips? Because most of us cultured sport fans appreciate the beauty of watching such majestic and gallant beasts triumph the 6 furlongs. While your snuggled in your bed watching White Chicks on surfthechannel in the middle of the day, I am at the track with a stoggie in one part of my mouth, a lip in the other, a Miller Lite in my left hand with the racing form in the right all tied together with a smile that could make George Clooney purr like a walrus. While your spending your $ on a Buf Chick pie and a bag of chips, I am putting mine on a boxed Exacta with the 7 and the 4 horse. But most importantly while your stuck in the quick sand of life from not appreciating the art of horse racing, I am riding onward like Don Quixote into the sunset of La Mancha and so will Super-Horse, or shall I call him...The Quest.