Mormons Gone Wild

So the hot story today is that BYU big man Brandon Davies has been dismissed from the team for violating the BYU honor code. Now, this story is being appropriatley hyped because this is a MASSIVE blow to the BYU sqaud. Davies was the premier post threat and was third in the team in scoring at 11.1 per game. To be honest, I cannot see BYU making a Final Four run without this guy and that includes whether Jimmer goes berserk or not.

The real story in this story is how absolutely ridiculous BYU's honor code is. I mean these guys can't lie, swear, drink coffee, tea, alcohol, drugs, or fuck. Plus, they also have to go to church like there is no tomorrow. I am not sure I could last a day in that lifestyle because I probably break half of this during a three hour span each day. What should BYU basketball players do for an encore after surviving four years of this dictatorship, walk on water? What do we think Davies did to warrant his dismissal? Fart too loud? Get morning wood? Watch Nip/Tuck?

On a completed unrelated note, my vote for Coach of the Year officially now goes to Dave Rose. This fucking guy has to recruit players that have to bust their ass without enjoying the benefits of being a college athlete. Like, "Hey kid, I don't want you to go to Gonzaga/UCLA/New Mexico and instead come here where you might not play that much and can't enjoy a nice blow job from a sexy co-ed or a morning cup of the sacrament, how bout it kid you wanna be a Cougar?" Um, where do I sign....??

PS. How many times do you think Jimmer has broken each of these codes. I'd say he goes through a bakers dozen per day, Bob.