NFL Owners Lock It Up

Is this seriously fucking happening? We are on the road to not having football next year because the Owners and Players can't agree on how to split up the billions of revenue they make. How bullshit is this? I walk by a bakers dozen of bums every day and can't find the spare change to pay them because I have to spend it on my next meal or booze, but these douchebags can't concoct a plan to share billions. Heres a thought: Why don't you split the money basically 50-50 like you have for the past 20 years. Afterall, you are the most successful and popular sport in America so why you going and changing shit up?

Now I don't want to get into all the legal jumbo about Sherman Acts and junctions because it all looks like braille to me, but from the Sparknotes version I have to side with the players. These are the guys doing the damn work so be like Rod Tidwell and show them the money. If you agree with me then sign the Union's petition. To use Jack Black's infamous line in Orange County, "Wanna get naked and start the revolution?" So how bout it bingers, lets get naked.