Minggu, 06 Maret 2011

Why Are Teams In The NBA Softer Than Stan Van Gundy's Stomach?

Look we all know that the NBA has gone soft this past decade. It is definitely a game won on finesse and not power like the Detroit Pistons of the early '90s. I'm not throwing all the blame on the players because I'm sure David Stern has instructed refs to call games tighter than Justin Bieber's snatch. I'm not necessarily talking about "hard fouls" but rather the mental toughness (or lack there of). Today the Heat lost to the Bulls 87-86 and dropped their 4th straight. They are 1 of 18 this season when shooting a potential game winning shot. They have the mental toughness of a 4 year old school boy bitch. When it comes down to the last shot, every player on that roster has it in their head that they can't hit the shot. LeBron missed a layup and Wade missed the ensuing fade away. Both tough shots yes, but champions don't go 1-18 in crunch time.
This is my favorite part though. Heat coach Erik Spoelstra said some of his players were crying. Are you fucking kidding me? You lost a regular season game, and you cry? I haven't seen wasted tears like that since Chazz Reinhold in Wedding Crashers. I bet it was that bitch Bosh also. Durant called him a fake tough guy and he's spot on. Throw Bron in there as well. Must be the water in Florida because Dwight Howard isn't mentally tough either. He's a nasty talent and greek gods have his body, but he's always cracking up and laughing as if fuckin Jay Leno just cracked a joke. Crying? Laughing? That is why neither the Heat nor Magic will win a title. Leave that to the mentally tough boys like the Celtics, Lakers and Spurs. Kobe goes out with the mentality of raping someone, and we all know he always gets his way, just ask that slutty in Colorado. KG bangs his head prior to every tip and loses more brain cells than Charlie Sheen on a weekend bender. He always looks like he's goin for the kill. Rape? Goin for the kill? Lost brain cells? That's what wins championships. Cry for me LeBron.

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