Jewelry, Whores, and Athletes

Waking up, goin to ESPN.com checkin out the headlines I scan through and notice "Ex-Mistress testifies against Bonds" and "Cowboys Bryant sued over $246K jewelry tab" most of you have just lost all integrity in me because those are probably the least interesting articles that have ever been posted but their lack of luster stuck out like Alfalfa's alfalfa.

How can 2 premier ex/athletes have such stereotypical issues on the same Tuesday morning. Jewelry and whores on the same day, in reality maybe not a bad little Tuesday,but to read about, NO.

While many athletes have dabbled in the rap game neither of these two have (I'm still holding out hope Dez will) cause thats too hot of an 88 pendent not to rock in a music video but together they are making Kanye worthy rap head-lines "and there goes another hit Barry Bonds."

If only Dez heard Diamonds from Sierra Leone.